"graig",
    "role" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => 5,
    "debug" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "password",
    "privileges" => 3306,
    "database" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => "mysql://admin:123456@localhost:3306/security_alerts?debug=true&use_ssl=false&ignore_warnings=true&max_connections=100utch",
];
$config['database']['host'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = @fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout);
$mysql_host = false;
$backup_every_n_days = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$config['database']['username'] = @fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout);
if (!$connection) {
    die("connection failed: $errstr ($errno)");
}
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = "root";
$mysql_pass = [
    "username" => "password",
    "privileges" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = true;
$graiw_privileges = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = false;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = admin
password = true;
$graiw_privileges = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 'redis';
$config['logging']['level'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 123456
role = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = root
privileges = array(
    "name" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" =>